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Monday, September 27, 2004

Kaiwa!~

Road Traffic~

Why does this country have such horrible road management?
They love the traffic-causing roundabouts and have them everywhere!
It's such a pain in the ass to get stuck in a roundabout that is going nowhere.
The future is with flyovers. Not roundabouts. Flyovers that don't cross each others' pass, cause during rush hour, people slow down to change lanes to cross over. The slowing down of traffic builds up and extends quite far.
Toll booth is another pathetic traffic causing factor. There are toll booths EVERYWHERE!
You are made to cue up for an insanely long time and at the end of it, you pay them. There must be a more efficient way to take our money. We have no time for toll booths! We're wasting so much time because the government is inefficient. In planning and values.
Third, ..........slow drivers.
Some drivers drive so slow they should get arrested for causing traffic.
It's amazing how slow they can get on a FRIGGIN highway.
Earlier today there was this dude on the fast lane, driving at 60km/h on an empty road.
If they're going to drive so slow, they should drive on the emergency lane. With hazard lights or a stop sign on its' ass. Cause at the speed you're going on a highway, that car seems stationary.

Don't hog the highway.
Don't hog the road.
Quickly get on it and quickly get off it. There are plenty of other people who wants to use it as well. The road can't fit all of us.

Don't be an ASS. Don't be a FRUITCAKE. The government should do something smart about roads.... like.... a minimum speed limit for specific lanes.
Actually, take off the speed limit!
If we can't handle the speed we're at and crash and die, that's one less idiot off the road!
It's not like they're really implementing it anyway.
I should go on a middle fingering rampage.
Give everybody the finger, then drive off. And hopefully they'll speed up and try and catch me.
That would ease the traffic.

Me.
NeoWakko the Road Ninja.

3 comments:

MidlifeCrisisDolmat said...

You know, traffic has always been a problem (especially if you live in KL and thereabouts).

I believe you live in Subang, too. If so, then I know which roundabout you're talking about.

Rubbish, our road managements. Public transport is another study in anarchy, so there's no point giving up your car/bike/SUV/MPV for a ride on the bus or train.

Middle finger seems to be the olny viable option, for now...:)

NeoWakko said...

Nope i don't live there.
I study there.

And if you live there, i'm sure you know which roundabout i'm talking about.
It's legendary~
Both of them.

One time, on a bad traffic day, a van driver that was about 20 meters from the roundabout fell asleep!
Incredible.

NeoWakko said...

Wait. NPE!

LONG LIVE NPE!

We need suicide drivers...
You know, like slamming their cars against the toll booth to get the message across : "It's killing us drivers"